It's the New Year, Baby!

HPAPY AND PROPSERUOS NEW YEAR!

How I spelled that is indication of how much I have going on in my brain. I have a ton of things I want to write about but I’m unable to unify my thoughts enough for it to make sense to anyone else. Here’s an attempt.

12/31/09
• Another few days, another few hundred dollars spent…It’s funny how I knew that day should and more than likely would come that I’d be saying that, but then I felt like it would never come, and now that it comes at times I’m happy, yet I kind of still can’t believe it, but really I know and believe there’s so much more.
• THIS IS A TEST, THIS IS ONLY A TEST! IN THE EVENT OF A REAL FORTUNE I WOULD HAVE RECEIVED INSTRUCTION THAT ONLY GOD’S AUTHORITY IS CAPABLE OF PROVIDING. I REPEAT: THIS IS ONLY A TEST.

• IT’S OFFICIAL - I immediately shut down at the sound of Li’l Wayne’s voice. It’s like I seize and tune completely out. As a result I’m missing out on some good tunes, but I just can’t any longer stand the sound of his auto-tuned voice since he did a remake to Lollipop’s track for every day of this year. I would however listen to him all day long for a week, if he’d let me be caretaker of his Florida home for a week.

• My New Show - I Wanna Work for Diddy Makin’ Da Band…yeah right…only if I could send him on an extended vaca’ while we shoot.
• Something else that’s official is Diddy can make anybody a star except for Da Rejects from Da Band! Cassie is our example. However talented the people in that group may be/have been, the world is less polluted with them off radar. But I did like me some ‘Ness

• And is it just me and my child that sees it? Have you ever noticed that when Mary J. smiles she kinda frowns at the same time, and those 3 lines in the middle of her forehead give it away, plus the blinking of her eyes like she’s trying real hard to hold on to it with everything she got while she talk? Well, now the whole world wide wicked web has given us a clue since she done gone and bust Kendu upside da head. I love you, girl. BK all day!

• Just can’t hold it in any longer…Kanye should produce and be featured on a track with the Chipmunks since it’s getting harder and harder to tell if it’s him or Alvin holding Amber Rose’s hand in photos. Besides after their Squeakquel they could take his career to a new level.
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1/1/10 RESOLUTIONS
While I resolve to continue loving, congratulating, and never hating I must get back to being as real as a comedian should be and therefore, I will make some resolutions for others that may neglect to do so. As my time is short, I will continue these into the New Year, if I leave someone out, please feel free to make your own resolution for them.
Here goes:
We must always start w/the (wo)man in the mirror so I resolve to pursue my career aspirations more aggressively and still prayerfully, work out more regularly, be a better homemaker , be more responsible and organized and love myself more.
-Monique will resolve to just do stand-up, acting, and dancing w/Beyonce’, and leave the talk shows to us less accomplished talented. You’re mentioned first because I love you so much, Mo. And while I’m on queens…
-Som’more will resolve not to do any more movies ever, unless she’s doing stand-up in them, and she will resolve to let Chris Rock have his voice and style to himself. Love you, girl. Call me…on the phone, not out of my name.
-Polow tha Don and I are both going to lose a lot of weight…a lot! He’s got the money to do it quicker than I can. I hope someone tells him about his resolution I made for him.
-My best friend is going to quit trying to push up on me. (hehehe)

…to be continued, as long as God allows me to be continued.

Muah